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I do the voice thingy with a bunch of nerds on the internet
I tend to just post what makes me laugh with some other stuff mixed in, my interests are on my about page
Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
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Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
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hastunemiku:

hastunemiku:

oops

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

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314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

(Source: prevalere)

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son-of-the-liberty:

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Please stop staring at my weaboobs
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urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

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vvankinq:

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

I hope I gain £800 by tomorrow morning

(Source: sidnugget)

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openatnightfall:

When it’s payday

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yukim116:

zzz

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legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

image

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mango-eren:

meijinkawaguchithe3rd:

addamay123:

Shout out to the SNK animators for their ability to draw hands

I’m so glad they aren’t like the manga, jesus.

Yes Hanji. I see too.

Seeing Hanji’s hands just reminded me of

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sweet-bitsy:

hiccupartist:

who is she

Miss America

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824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

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