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I tend to just post what makes me laugh with some other stuff mixed in, my interests are on my about page

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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wow-lovelylovely:

imperfectlyperfectme0010:

fog-of-lost-souls:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING

Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!

I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG

(Source: glorfindely)

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"Hiccup I’m so done with your shit"

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batcii:

Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.

hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

image

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

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batched:

elevenstime:

lumos5000:

kaiju-grrroupie:

lustgood:

Half-blood Prince, ch. 6, p. 117-8. Fred giving Hermione bruise ointment for her punching telescope accident. (requested by missykitkat)

JK Rowling said that she was originally planning on having Fred and Hermione end up together.

for some weird reason i could totally see Fred and Hermione together and now i am crying

instead she killed him off

shut up

(Source: wandkeepers)

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the-profound-assbutt:

Does anyone else hear this in your head?

         Because I heard it like 50 times over the course of making it.

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worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

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sildesalaten:

best-of-funny:

ackanime:

drgraevling:

I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.

I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this.

X 

so basically, Sweden has lacked balls ever since 1809

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

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s4t4nluvr666:

uhmeliamay:

plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first

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iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

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