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Feel free to say hi, chances are I really want to talk to you
I do the voice thingy with a bunch of nerds on the internet
I tend to just post what makes me laugh with some other stuff mixed in, my interests are on my about page

immamakeitrain:

just-a-nameless-nobody:

kaieraai:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

delightfully-derranged:

tonystarksnipples:

calamithyjane:

riddlemehiddleston:

pulpfanfiction:

glocktary:

thoracs:

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i am leg

you did it

you win the award for best addition to my post

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

i tried and i failed

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i cant breathe.

send help. dying

"I am the snake in my boot"

but how do you fuck up that bad

This thread tho

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bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

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hanaayo:

nice

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violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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troylerisinyou:

troye sivan + hearing people wrong

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You might be aromantic if...

anagnori:

Aromanticism can be really hard to figure out, especially since we’re often not sure what “romantic attraction” is supposed to be, so I made a list of things I’ve often seen in myself and other aromantic-spectrum people.

These are just generalizations. They won’t apply to every…

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kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

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cowscratch:

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?

this makes me smile every time

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eli-kunxd:

xcelesx:

wigettashipper:

elmo-cornios:

chicodepresivo:

la-imbesable-ctm:

chupa-el-unicornio-lml:

alone-in-the-blackness:

ivancarabajal:

dreamecometrue:

imnotperfectbutimtrying:

Ya sabes la regla :)

puta que es rico wn :c djasdjasjda<3

Todos sabemos la regla 

Washito rico:( Teamo por haber inventado tumblr u_u 

Nisiquiera intentes pasar sin rebloguear, recuerda la regla(:

es que es tan rico:c ¿cómo no rebloguearlo? ♥

Papasoteeee ! Te amoooo♥ !! :3

Gracias por tumblrr (la regla)

ewe<3

La reglaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <3

<33

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JGL  # HELP ME  

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

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ultrafacts:

appropriationofthekimono:

ultrafacts:

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"In America". Where I come from (and a lot of other countries), in 2014, a student can study at a public university for free. Period. No catch. No loan. No debt.

Also, Norway is one of the countries where foreign students can attend FREE university without paying a cent of tuition money.  (Source)

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kex8:

ryclops:

one of the best hypothetical questions i have ever heard (source)

Why not just trap the snail under a glass and put a brick on it?

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